BECAUSE THEY CAN PLAY F'CKING GOOD FOOTBALL: PART 9
'The pirates of late season'; 'what will become of Anthony Martial?'; 'Donny does breakfast'; 'a late collapse versus Seville'; previous parts below...
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT
through the days
late summer
autumn
winter
spring
the ingot coloured afternoons and eves
of May
this:
this
is
Manchester United
De aap komt uit de mouw
(Dutch proverb: the monkey comes out the sleeve)
PART 9
page 104
Man Utd 2 Everton 0
a lovely simple scoreline
and win: a veritable battering; a pageant in red;
a dithyramb for Erik’s dudes in scarlet;
this paean
our crowd
our people
admire take part in
are
the contest, and we them; as
Sean Dyche’s decem-plus-one
are dropped as we wish:
1st: our late-season goal grabber Scott McT registers with a rifle past Jordan Pickford;
a photograph is taken and published by the club of Scott leaping through the air/renting it with a fist/sun a dappling cavalcade of climatic joy/all the faces inside Old Trafford a blur of action/of I-was-here/the stadium concrete hewn man-made histoire pinned against a cerulean skydome that
stretches from here back to Newton Heath LYR Football Club in 1878
and a sphere of white light that edges towards penumbra status.
then
2nd: Martial comes on, 71 minutes in, and scores: his ratio is seven goals in 17 appearances totalling 798 mins this season at one every 117 minutes of this injury-blighted campaign,
but Marcus is forced off, he moves straight for the tunnel; how bad is he?
is this another time to ask if this is the season over??
we have Sevilla on Thursday, Europa League quarter-final first leg
at OT
the return Thursday-week
the FA Cup semi-final against Brighton at Wembley on Sunday-week
and we go for the Champions League place, we are 4th, 3 points ahead of Tottenham and have played a game less and we have 9 left…
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