BECAUSE THEY CAN PLAY F'CKING GOOD FOOTBALL: PART 8
Manchester United enter their 2022-3 defining phase. 'A duke is felled', 'The international break', 'Newcastle gain revenge'. Previous parts below...
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN
through the days
late summer
autumn
winter
spring
the ingot coloured afternoons and eves
of May
this:
this
is
Manchester United
De aap komt uit de mouw
(Dutch proverb: the monkey comes out the sleeve)
PART 8
page 94
OUR DUKE IS FELLED
Man Utd 0 Southampton 0
34 minutes - freeze framed
our season - is this it?
the end - Casemiro
our Duke is sent off
after Anthony Taylor
is ordered to the pitchside monitor
by the VAR to to re-inspect his yellow
card for Case’s ball-first, scythe Carlos Alcaraz’s shin-next
follow through
challenge.
a 4-game ban
for domestic football.
it is a second red card in eight matches after never receiving a straight red for Real Madrid or Porto.
Erik is not happy, he says afterwards, ‘Players don’t know anymore what is the policy’;
he wants consistency.
we want our Duke back.
tough cookies and chortles from all of our rivals
this is the way - no friends outside of the club and its enthusiasts;
this is ballfoot
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