Tales From The UniversE

Tales From The UniversE

Share this post

Tales From The UniversE
Tales From The UniversE
Pome: I Hit The Vending Outfits Of The Village For Tomato Purée And Had A Caper To Remember

Pome: I Hit The Vending Outfits Of The Village For Tomato Purée And Had A Caper To Remember

Try it sometime soon

JAMIE JACKSON's avatar
JAMIE JACKSON
Jan 20, 2025
∙ Paid
2

Share this post

Tales From The UniversE
Tales From The UniversE
Pome: I Hit The Vending Outfits Of The Village For Tomato Purée And Had A Caper To Remember
4
Share

That nags exist is VUNDERBAR. Pic: Paradisio Publishing


I Hit The Vending Outfits Of The Village For Tomato Purée And Had A Caper To Remember

Waitrose

Co-op

Aldi

the various small concern village stores that would peddle puree of which there are none:

i toured them all that afternoon of yore now ebbed to a fade, a halfblur of recall, and this is pulled from the memory:

Waitrose: sweet nothing in the puree reserves

Co-op: sweet nothing the same

Aldi: sweet zero too as my options dwindled

for the boiled-tomato-and-strained stuff required for a spag bol a la Paradisio to go with:

onion carrot

celery lemon slice

bacon 3 or 4 rashers

a halfpound of beefmince

olive oil and butter

a halfpint of beef stock

a quarterpint of red or white wine

salt/pepper/nutmeg to taste

and

of

course

a

dash

of

Kid P culinary magick.

Keep reading with a 7-day free trial

Subscribe to Tales From The UniversE to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.

Already a paid subscriber? Sign in
© 2025 Jamie Jackson
Privacy ∙ Terms ∙ Collection notice
Start writingGet the app
Substack is the home for great culture

Share