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1. Short Story
Two Men Sat On Chairs In The Street
Part Two
Ralph the Fox took a breath. He eyed the sausage dog. He eyed Vincent. He looked across to Desmond O who watched on.
He said, ‘As a polite request this is of course, Vincent I’m asking this. May I please see your penis?’
Vincent looked at Ralph the Fox and he looked down at Hubert his sausage dog where he held him on the lead.
‘What was that?’
‘May I please see your penis?’
‘My penis?’
‘Your penis.’
‘What you talking about?’
Ralph the Fox pointed across Bulkeley Road to Desmond O. ‘Help me out with the view on this I’m telling my friend.’
Hubert waved at Desmond O and got a wave back.
‘I know Desmond - what’s he got to do with what you’re saying?’
‘He suggested I ask you to prove what I’m saying.’
‘Which is?’ Vincent scowled at Ralph the Fox. ‘Go on, I’m waiting. You ask to see my cock in the middle of the street in broad daylight. I don’t know what you’re going on about.’
‘Simple. That my penis hasn’t aged. And yours has.’
‘Mine has what?’
‘Aged.’
Vincent looked down at Hubert and the sausage dog looked at Ralph the Fox.
‘My cock has got old?’
‘Yes.’
‘Of course it has I’m 80 fucking 3.’
‘Prove it. Show it.’
Vincent laughed. A sound like china cups being used as castanets that pinballed off the walls of the houses of Bulkeley Road in echoes as if mocking Ralph the Fox, the laughs Vincent emanated a shrill accusation and verdict on what this silly fool of a man asked. If this was the case, if this was what he was about, then what did this say about him as a person, this idiot Vincent had seen around the village, seen sat with Desmond O outside Desmond O’s house on a regular basis sitting at the table drinking tea but who until this moment he never spoke to before.
Okay.
If this is what he wishes.
Then…
‘You wish to see my cock to understand if its aged?’
Ralph the Fox nodded.
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